1 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,170 Damn dog. 2 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,140 Honey, I'm home. 3 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,990 Hello dear, how was your day? 4 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,400 Just a second, hon, I'm gonna... 5 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,460 take care of the neighbor's mutt. 6 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,060 Come here, boy, I got somethin' for ya. 7 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,010 Smells good, what's cookin'? 8 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:26,910 Leftovers. 9 00:01:27,010 --> 00:01:29,110 So, how was your day at the Weapons Factory? 10 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,420 Aw, same crap, different day. 11 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,720 All day it's "labor clan" this... 12 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,420 "labor clan" that... 13 00:01:35,450 --> 00:01:37,520 how I need to join the clan so my... 14 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,820 workers' rights are protected... 15 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,320 all that B.S. 16 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:43,220 Well, maybe you should reconsider joining, dear... 17 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,020 it might - 18 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,870 Dammit, woman, I don't need no stinkin' clan... 19 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:46,810 to feel like a man... 20 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,000 I'm an island. 21 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,600 I'm my own guy. 22 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,420 I served my planet and killed those... 23 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,020 Strogg sons of bitches, and was the... 24 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:54,830 only one of our guys badass enough... 25 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:55,830 to make it back. 26 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,500 Hell, I watched hundreds of my buddies get... 27 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,800 ground into jelly. 28 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,530 You ever seen someone take a rail slug in the ass? 29 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,410 I had Strogg on their knees... 30 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:05,310 beggin' me to kill them mercifully and... 31 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:07,430 Dad, you talkin' about the war again? 32 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:08,530 What? Huh? 33 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:11,030 Yes, he's talking about the war again. 34 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,930 Oh, Mom, gibs again?! 35 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,230 Dear, you know it's your father's favorite. 36 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,480 I am not eating those disgusting gibs. 37 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:20,580 As if! 38 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,240 You'll eat what your mother serves... 39 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:23,340 and you'll like it! 40 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,440 Dad, you know I'm a vegetarian. 41 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,670 You can't keep living on those... 42 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,380 nutritional supplements. 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,340 I raised a pill-poppin' little queenie. 44 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:35,990 Mom, Billy's comin' over to see me tonight... 45 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:36,890 okay? 46 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,040 Dad: What was that?! 47 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,540 Oh, God. 48 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:40,900 Here we go! 49 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:44,480 That boy ain't settin' foot in my house. 50 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,060 I know he's only got one thing on his mind. 51 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,080 Oh, and that makes him so much different... 52 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,480 from other boys, huh, Dad? 53 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,890 Don't you use that tone with me! 54 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:54,170 Get on up to your room, now... 55 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:56,310 before I open up a can of whoop-ass on you! 56 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,310 Fine! 57 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,410 Dad: That boy ain't comin' over here! 58 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:04,070 Mom: Hey, where's your older brother? 59 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,460 That boy's got problems. 60 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:20,170 Oh, dear, you were the same way when you were his age. 61 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:22,150 When I first met you, it was all I could do... 62 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,490 just to drag you away from Wolfenstein. 63 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,990 Now that was a real game. 64 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:31,160 All you needed was a 486 and a 9600 baud modem... 65 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,390 those were the days! 66 00:03:32,490 --> 00:03:36,000 Nowadays, sheesh, all this virtual reality garbage... 67 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:40,490 and their fancy shmancy full sensory awareness gear, bah. 68 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:43,040 I'm more concerned that he hasn't seen sunlight since he... 69 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,500 got that new game. 70 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:47,940 At least his little brother likes to play outside. 71 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,280 Where is the little runt, anyway? 72 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,740 Cool! 73 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,450 A dead body! 74 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,110 Whew, it stinks! 75 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:59,370 How long's it been here, man? 76 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:00,840 About three days. 77 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,870 Check this out... 78 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,610 Whoa! 79 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,020 Aaarh! 80 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,400 Ow, man! Watch it! 81 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,160 Dumbass. 82 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,510 Where'd you get that? 83 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:13,840 Dad's closet. 84 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,350 He keeps all kinds of shit in there. 85 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,210 Cool, man. 86 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:20,800 Must be cool to have a dad who's such a badass. 87 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,900 Was a badass. 88 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,900 He's wack now, man. A total freak. 89 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:26,860 But he's got cool stuff. 90 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,410 Check this out! 91 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:31,000 Dang! 92 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:34,240 What the heck is that, a laser gun? 93 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:37,480 No, dumbass. Laser guns are for pussies. 94 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,670 This thing fires depleted uranium slugs... 95 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,630 at high velocity. 96 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:42,780 It'll go through almost anything. 97 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:44,890 Whoa! 98 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,560 See that KISS wannabe over there, thinkin' he can play guitar? 99 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:55,300 What? Where? Oh, yeah, I see him. 100 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,670 I think he sucks, don't you? 101 00:04:58,870 --> 00:05:04,090 Huh? Oh, yeah. He sucks. 102 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,450 I think we should let him know how he sucks! 103 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,850 No way, man, he could kick our asses! 104 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,450 Message delivered! 105 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:22,010 Oh my God, Oh my God! 106 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:23,750 I think I really hurt him, man. 107 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,420 Go see if he's alright. 108 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:28,600 What?! No way, man! You go! 109 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,630 I can't, man. I can't be runnin' around... 110 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,940 this gun isn't legal. 111 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,580 Just go see if he's alright. 112 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,110 Well... 113 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,870 Okay. 114 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:45,810 Hey, man, he's hurt pretty bad... 115 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,640 but he's still breathin'. 116 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,690 We should get him some help. 117 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:52,700 Oh my god. 118 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,230 Dumbass. 119 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:00,620 Dad: Joey, what you doin' out here? 120 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,770 Uh, nothin', Dad. 121 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,010 Well cut it out! 122 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,360 Hey, where's that little dumbass friend of yours, anyway? 123 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:10,980 He took his toys and went home. 124 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,950 What?! Too good to play with my son, eh? 125 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,330 I oughtta pop a cap in his ass! 126 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,730 I'm with you, Dad. 127 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:20,840 I don't think I'm gonna invite him over anymore, okay? 128 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:24,010 Well, I say, good riddance! 129 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,060 What a freak! 130 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,910 He's being a total jerk about it... 131 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,660 says you can't come over. 132 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,610 Oh, come on, babe, I really wanna see you. 133 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,890 Well, maybe my brother can help us out. 134 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,380 Not little Joey, man... 135 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,700 that kid's a little devil-spawn. 136 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:59,040 Not Joey, my older brother. 137 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,630 You have an older brother? 138 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,400 How come I've never met him? 139 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,030 Long story. Hold on. Let me check with him. 140 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,390 Trent, open up, I need a favor. 141 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,350 Come on, Trent, I know you're in there. 142 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,510 Jerk! 143 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,650 Well? 144 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,640 The boy in the plastic bubble has left the building. 145 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:46,640 Huh? 146 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,340 Look, we'll just sneak you in through my window. 147 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,920 What?! Up the pipe? 148 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,920 That's three stories up, man... 149 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:55,200 I can't risk getting hurt... 150 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,880 they'll bench me from the Q-Pong team. 151 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:59,560 Okay, I can probably sneak you in the front door... 152 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:01,630 but you'll have to use the pipe to leave. 153 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,950 God, I don't know which is worse. 154 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,250 Well, I guess if playing your silly varsity sports... 155 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,170 means more to you than gettin' some... 156 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:10,110 Okay... okay! 157 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:10,920 I'll be there... 158 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:11,840 tonight. 159 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:14,320 You ready for a big piece of my lovin'? 160 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:17,650 Sure... a big piece would be a refreshing change. 161 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:18,650 Hey now! 162 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,430 Kiddin'. See you tonight. 163 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,110 Love you, babe. 164 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,390 Whatever. 165 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,640 Honey, come here, I've got somethin' for you. 166 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,230 I bet you thought I forgot. 167 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,750 Forgot what? 168 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,060 Oh, you can play dumb all you want... 169 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,110 I know you thought I forgot... 170 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,170 today's our anniversary. 171 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:43,870 Oh. 172 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,690 So I built you a little somethin' while I was... 173 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:47,490 Dear? 174 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:48,590 What? 175 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,020 Our anniversary was three weeks ago. 176 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,310 What the hell are you talkin' about? 177 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:54,380 Three weeks ago... 178 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,360 it was three weeks ago. 179 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,050 Why the hell didn't you say anything? 180 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,920 I wanted to see if you'd remember. 181 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:02,030 You didn't. 182 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:05,710 No, I did remember. I'm remembering now. 183 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,190 I made you somethin' at work today... 184 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:09,010 I know you're gonna love it. 185 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,780 Well... 186 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,780 bet you never would have guessed that. 187 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,280 I can see you're speechless. 188 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:17,820 That's an understatement. 189 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,720 A rocket launcher. 190 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:22,430 You... shouldn't have. 191 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,310 Nothin's too good for my woman. 192 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,360 Mom: Dear? Dad: Yes? 193 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,780 What the hell am I gonna do... 194 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,180 with a rocket launcher? 195 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:34,520 What? 196 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:38,080 I mean, at least a toaster is practical, if boring... 197 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,330 but this? 198 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:41,160 Well, there's... 199 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,710 lots of... 200 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:43,610 uses... 201 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,790 Oh, yeah, I'll be sure to pack it on my... 202 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:47,470 next trip to the grocery store. 203 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,480 Never know when I might want to... 204 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,980 splatter someone for blocking the aisle. 205 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,420 Are you saying you don't want it? 206 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,920 No, I'm saying I don't need it. 207 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,470 What the hell would I need a rocket launcher for? 208 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,700 Have you been taking your medication? 209 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:03,900 No... 210 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,520 No! 211 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,330 Mom: I don't need it! 212 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:13,130 Sarge: God, I call for backup and this is what I get? 213 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,000 Sarge: What did they say? Hey, it's just Peterson... 214 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,920 Sarge: send in the moron. Jesus! 215 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:21,060 Alright, what is it, Private? 216 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,920 There you go, sir. 217 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,330 What the hell am I supposed to do with that? 218 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,310 Sir, since you have a much better shot than me, I thought... 219 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,470 Hey, look at me. 220 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:35,640 I don't need you to tell me... 221 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,340 I'm a better shot than you, Private. 222 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,980 I know I'm a better shot than you... 223 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:39,830 what's that got to do with... 224 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,030 what you just dropped here? 225 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,110 Sir? 226 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:44,600 Private, let me tell you something. 227 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,320 When I need to scratch my balls.. 228 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:49,740 I will ask you for a shotgun. Alright? 229 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,070 When I want to kill Strogg... 230 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:51,940 Hey, look at me. 231 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,610 Sir, are you saying you don't want it, Sir? 232 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,130 Private - or should I say, "privates" - 233 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,520 what you just dropped there can't pop a pimple... 234 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,720 on a light guard's ass, alright? 235 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,650 It's not a matter of want, soldier... 236 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,340 I don't need a damn flyswatter. 237 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,300 When I do, I will let you know. 238 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,540 Sir, yes Sir. 239 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,710 Sarge: I don't need a damn flyswatter. 240 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,290 You don't need it? 241 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,920 Fine! See if I friggin' care! 242 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,910 Mom, what time is dinner gonna be? 243 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,090 Well, the gibs are in the oven now. 244 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:04,250 I've never cooked 'em in lava before, so... 245 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,170 I don't know how long it's gonna take. 246 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,770 Lava?! 247 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,620 Shhh! It's a surprise for your father. 248 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,400 I wanted to try something new. 249 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,750 But Mom, cooking in lava adds all those fat grams. 250 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,820 Gibs are bad enough by themselves. 251 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,640 Well, I just wanted to try to add... 252 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,800 some variety for your father. 253 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:24,240 Funny, lava gibs are very popular... 254 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,300 yet he's never asked me to make them. 255 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,600 Well... I'll be in my room... uh. 256 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,640 working on homework. 257 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,340 Fine, dear. 258 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,030 Come on now, guys... 259 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,040 Dad: get that carrier! 260 00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:47,230 Whatcha watchin', Dad? 261 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,620 Get that son of a bitch! 262 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,290 I'm watchin' a slaughter is what I'm watchin'. 263 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,870 Is this the big O.G.L. match? 264 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,670 Dammit, they got Quad again! 265 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,140 Bastards! 266 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,490 Well, hope you enjoy it, Dad. 267 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:26,790 Shit! 268 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,780 Goddammit! 269 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,800 Open up, man... 270 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,510 I've got somethin' cool to show you. 271 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,200 Freak. 272 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,850 Oh, God, there goes my appetite. 273 00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:21,950 Mom: Dinner's ready. 274 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,260 Trent, dinner's ready. 275 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,125 Mom: Angel? 276 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,160 Mom: Dinner's ready. 277 00:14:58,830 --> 00:14:59,970 Shit! Shit! Shit! 278 00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,110 What do we do? 279 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,045 Get out of here! 280 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,410 Mom: What are you doing in there? 281 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,310 Dinner already? 282 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:21,240 Mom: That lava cooks 'em quick. 283 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,950 Mom: What's going on in there? 284 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,465 Uh, nothin' Mom... 285 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,070 I'll be down in a second. 286 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:40,430 Where's that other freak of a son? 287 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,010 Still in his room on that computer. 288 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,570 No son of mine would be a... 289 00:15:44,605 --> 00:15:45,870 voluntary paraplegic. 290 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:46,770 You sure you didn't get it... 291 00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:47,747 from the milkman when... 292 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:48,690 I was in the service? 293 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,850 Well... actually... 294 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,450 I know what to do. 295 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,010 Now, see? That's initiative. 296 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,485 Dad, I've been meaning to ask you... 297 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,500 why don't we have any chairs in this house? 298 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:02,760 Honey, you know your father's... 299 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,400 concerned about r_speeds... 300 00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:05,700 for all of our safety. 301 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,605 Damn straight. 302 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,720 Hell, back when I was a boy... 303 00:16:08,755 --> 00:16:09,867 everything in our house... 304 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,261 was nice and square... 305 00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:12,620 and we were fine with it. 306 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,010 Well everything in this house... 307 00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:15,280 is square, Dad... 308 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,270 I feel like I'm living in the Doom engine. 309 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,655 Hey! There was a time when... 310 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,570 people were happy with the Doom engine... 311 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,380 don't get me started. 312 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,030 This should do the trick. 313 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,560 He should be down shortly. 314 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,230 Something's different about these gibs... 315 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,690 I've smelled it before, I... 316 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,410 I can't quite... place it. 317 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,605 Really? 318 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,500 I didn't think you'd ever... 319 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,160 had lava gibs before. 320 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,070 You... cooked these gibs... 321 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,810 in... lava?! 322 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,450 Well, I thought it was about time... 323 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,940 we tried something new. 324 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,600 Gibs... 325 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:11,320 in... 326 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,430 lava? 327 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,710 No! 328 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,205 Alright, men... 329 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,920 our commanding officer is dead... 330 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,510 it's up to us now. 331 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:24,935 Men: We're with you... 332 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:25,960 Alright. Sure thing, man... 333 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:26,950 What do you want us to do? 334 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,065 I think we can penetrate... 335 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,670 this door if we work together. 336 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,965 Everyone get your best weapon... 337 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,135 and on my mark we're goin'... 338 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,770 over this wall and we're takin'... 339 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,490 that son of a bitch apart. 340 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,310 Ready? 341 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,980 Okay... now! 342 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,560 Go! Go! Go! Go! 343 00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:59,550 Oh, God, that smell! 344 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:00,950 No! 345 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,460 No! 346 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,360 No... No... No! 347 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,020 What's the matter now, dear? 348 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,680 Yeah, Dad, what gives? 349 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,560 What? What the... 350 00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,130 I'm not lettin' the undead take me! 351 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,090 This is it. 352 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,470 He's finally snapped. 353 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,145 I don't know what his problem is. 354 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,880 I have to admit they smell good. 355 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,400 I may break my vegetarianism tonight, Mom. 356 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:27,552 Well, you know your father... 357 00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:29,178 and how he gets when his... 358 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,770 favorite CTF team loses... 359 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,300 Oh, Trent, nice of you to join us. 360 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,490 What do you think, Trent? 361 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,080 What was that? 362 00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:41,475 Thanks, Socrates... 363 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,840 real insightful there. 364 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,860 What a freak. 365 00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:45,635 Well, kids, go ahead and dig in. 366 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,940 I'm sure your father will be back... 367 00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,790 when he's taken his medication. 368 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,000 Now, dear, put that down... 369 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,980 and stop frightening the children. 370 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,980 Damn undead sons of bitches... 371 00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:24,880 I got you... I got you... 372 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,790 Oh, still one of you demons left, huh? 373 00:19:30,825 --> 00:19:32,000 You're toast now! 374 00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:33,000 What the... 375 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,300 Dammit! 376 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,640 Need ammo! 377 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:40,985 Phil: Alright... 378 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,800 Phil: John, uh, you getting the.. 379 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,690 Phil: are you hearing that B.F.G. hum? 380 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,475 John: Sure am. 381 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,475 Phil: Whoa! 382 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:52,425 Phil: Who has... 383 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,070 Phil: who has railgun selected? 384 00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,460 Phil: Keep rolling. 385 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,730 Phil: Okay... how's your health now? 386 00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,500 Glen: 65 health, 100 armor. 387 00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:14,140 Phil: Alright, Jason, hit him with a rocket. 388 00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:19,850 Phil: Wait... 389 00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:22,030 Glen: 42 health, 9 armor. 390 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:25,420 Phil: Okay, Glen, attempt to fire. 391 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,150 Glen: Ah, shit! 392 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,700 Phil: What're you doing with that, man? 393 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,930 Phil: Keep rolling. 394 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,490 Phil: Okay, switch back to B.F.G. 395 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,900 Glen: No cells for B.F.G. 396 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,730 Phil: Ah, here you go. 397 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,810 Phil: Now, uh, give me those cells... drop 'em. 398 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,670 Phil: Okay, now just, uh, get rid of all your weapons... 399 00:23:19,705 --> 00:23:22,330 Phil: so you're... end up empty handed when you... fire. 400 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,670 Phil: The human armory. 401 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,720 Glen: Hmm... 402 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,070 Phil: Is that it? 403 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:45,500 Phil: Try firing the B.F.G. 404 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,120 Phil: Okay... 405 00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,390 Phil: Lord! 406 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,350 John: Dude, you're loaded! 407 00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:15,440 Scott: Does this remind anyone else of Naked Gun? 408 00:24:15,475 --> 00:24:16,340 John: Hell yeah. 409 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:20,670 Phil: Keep rolling. Glen: Anything else? 410 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,250 Glen: That's everything. 411 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,600 Phil: You still rolling?